片瀬の英語専門塾ブログ

藤沢市片瀬にある英語や英会話の塾「amy」のブログです

『今は無い七沢病院(リハビリ専門病院)』

I thought my life was terminated after I've noticed something was wrong with my body during a shower. I felt nothing and numb, especially, the right side of the body.

At that time, I couldn't remember the term, "CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE." Just vaguely, I might have heard the word. I was only 35. Who can I blame?

色々と、身体が良くなる為には何でもとりあえずはトライはした。当然毎日最低でも一万歩、歩くという作業も行った(もう、歩いてはいないが…)。外を歩く代わりに室内で歩けるマシーンも購入はした(However, it's been sitting in my room for at least 12 months)。

いずれにせよ、可能性のあることはなんでもした。今は無き『七沢病院』に私は5ヶ月入院した経験がある。この5ヶ月は私にとっては、人生で一番、長く、辛く、そして悲しい5ヶ月だった。「何を努力しても完璧にはならない」と、あたかも毎日誰かが僕に語りかけているようだった。

"LIFE SUCKS!!! WHATEVER YOU DO AND HOWEVER YOU DO, THERE AIN'T NO GOD."


MK
02:54
2021/10/17


🔴ANSWERS FOR QUIZ 141 - 145
141: Which happens first: an earthquake or a tidal wave?
[AN EARTHQUAKE]
142: Change the word "skin" into an antonym of "float."
[SINK]
143: How many zeros are in the number one hundred thousand?
[5 (100,000)]
144: Do Chinese Americans celebrate their new year for one day, a week, or 15 days?
[15 DAYS (FROM THE NEW MOON THAT STARTS CHINESE NEW YEAR TO THE NEXT FULL MOON)]
145: Name the period when machines replaced hand tools in the workplace.
[THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION]

🔵QUIZ 146 - 150
146: If east is the direction on your right, what's the direction on your left?
[ ]
147: Is sperm produced by males or females?
[ ]
148: What is the first syllable in the word "Spanish?"
[ ]
149: Multiply 368 by three.
[ ]
150: What country is famous for curry?
[ ]

"AT LAST!!!"

Finally, I was able to get rid of my huge "BOIL!!!" It still hurts but at least, 2/3 should be gone. This time, it was extremely painful and hopefully, it'll be the last one...

In any rate, time flies rather too quickly. I never realized that today was already in the month of October. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Perhaps, the Ultimate Being has the only true answer.

とりあえずは、明日(今日?!)からまたゆっくりと前を向いて歩いて行きたい。


MK
10:14
2021/10/07


🔴ANSWERS FOR QUIZ 136 - 140
136: Which state in the US was formed by volcanoes?
[HAWAII]
137: When matter is heated, does it expand or contract?
[IT EXPANDS]
138: Which is a synonym of "FACTS:" Memories, Opinions, or Data?
[DATA]
139: A ray is a straight line with one endpoint extending in one direction. True or False?
[TRUE]
140: 'GELATO' means "ice cream." Is it an Italian, French, or Spanish word?
[ITALIAN]

🔵QUIZ 141 - 145
141: Which happens first: an earthquake or a tidal wave?
[ ]
142: Change the word "skin" into an antonym of "float."
[ ]
143: How many zeros are in the number one hundred thousand?
[ ]
144: Do Chinese Americans celebrate their new year for one day, a week, or 15 days?
[ ]
145: Name the period when machines replaced hand tools in the workplace.
[ ]

「おしり、まだ痛いよ…」

My cutest and most fragile butt still hurts like hell!!! I've got hardly no sleep due to this stinging pain. What am I supposed to do to kill this wound? If anyone knows a great doctor, please let me know. I am extremely desperate!

この数週間は、身体の痛み(特にけつ)に関して書いている気がする。やはり、この悪魔の様な病気、『脳出血』は、副作用が多々潜んでいる…

一般的な痛みより、私がよく聞かれるのは、「あなたは身体のどこかに、シビレは無いの?」と、言うのは、何故か私は覚えている限り、過去一度も右半身、又は、全体的にシビレた事がない!

Well, in a sense, I may have the lucky charm!! However, I've got the biggest and ugliest boil inside of me waiting just the right time to erupt.


MK
02:00
2021/09/27


🔴ANSWERS FOR QUIZ 131 - 135
131: What device uses a telephone or cable line to connect a computer to the Internet?
[A MODEM]
132: Is the movie monster: W-e-i-r-d or
W-i-e-r-d?
[W-E-I-R-D, WEIRD]
133: Find the sum of 1/9 and 1/3.
[4/9]
134: How many tiles does each player start with in a game of Scrabble?
[SEVEN]
135: What African American helped to plan the city of Washington D. C. ?
[BENJAMIN BANNEKER]

🔵QUIZ 136 - 140
136: Which state in the US was formed by volcanoes?
[ ]
137: When matter is heated, does it expand or contract?
[ ]
138: Which is a synonym of "FACTS:" Memories, Opinions, or Data?
[ ]
139: A ray is a straight line with one endpoint extending in one direction. True or False?
[ ]
140: 'GELATO' means "ice cream." Is it an Italian, French, or Spanish word?
[ ]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH..."

くっそー!まだ死ぬぐらい痛てーぞ、俺のケツ!マジで、誰か本当に治して下さい🙏お願い🙏大げさではなく本当に痛い…

In reality, I've never died in my life (obviously). It's just that the pain is awfully hurting my body, especially my ASS!!!

Moreover, the critical point is that the location is just sincerely and dreadfully in agony: It's just underneath my balls (Thank God I was already married. Let's say I was single, who would want to touch one's balls? I know I won't!!!).

もう、今日は寝ようと思う。一体しかし、我々は何の為に生きているのだろう…死ぬ為か?!ヤバい。メンタルがやられているのか…とにかく、明日にはもう少しおしりが良くなってる事を本当に望む(希望)!!


MK
03:23
2021/09/26


🔴ANSWERS FOR QUIZ 126 - 130
126: On what continent do Colombians, Brazilians, and Peruvians arrive?
[SOUTH AMERICA]
127: During the storm, you see lightning before you hear thunder. Is it true or false?
[TRUE]
128: Correct the error in this sentence: "Bettina have a cool new hairdo."
["BETTINA has A COOL NEW HAIRDO."]
129: Multiply 100 by 100.
[10,000]
130: In the Olympic Games, which medal goes to the second-place winner?
[THE SILVER MEDAL]

🔵QUIZ 131 - 135
131: What device uses a telephone or cable line to connect a computer to the Internet?
[ ]
132: Is the movie monster: W-e-i-r-d or
W-i-e-r-d?
[ ]
133: Find the sum of 1/9 and 1/3.
[ ]
134: How many tiles does each player start with in a game of Scrabble?
[ ]
135: What African American helped to plan the city of Washington D. C. ?
[ ]

"BOIL, NUMBER 2"

ようやく、一つ目が潰れたかと思ったら、もう「あっという間に」二つ目が出てきやがった!!しかも、すぐに破裂してくれればいいのだが、今回のは長くなりそうだ。と、言うのも、形状が異常にでかく、そして、とにかくデカいので、こわい!

I might have mentioned this previously but, "Why me?" Sarcastically speaking, "What did I do to deserve such a honor?"

It hurts like hell. No pain killers will do nothing for me! So what am I supposed to do? I guess...nothing.


MK
00:12
2021/09/25


🔴ANSWERS FOR QUIZ 121 - 125
121: Which two planets have no moons?
[MERCURY AND VENUS]
122: What proper adjective describes a person from Peru?
[PERUVIAN]
123: I have six coins that total 45 cents. What are they?
[THREE DIMES AND THREE NICKELS]
124: What four faces can you see carved from stone on Mount Rushmore?
[THE FACES OF PRESIDENTS WASHINGTON, JEFFERSON, LINCOLN, AND T. ROOSEVELT]
125: Did the Pilgrims arrive at Plymouth Rock in 1620, 1776, or 1812?
[1620]

🔵QUIZ 126 - 130
126: On what continent do Colombians, Brazilians, and Peruvians arrive?
[ ]
127: During the storm, you see lightning before you hear thunder. Is it true or false?
[ ]
128: Correct the error in this sentence: "Bettina have a cool new hairdo."
[ ]
129: Multiply 100 by 100.
[ ]
130: In the Olympic Games, which medal goes to the second-place winner?
[ ]

『オデキ』

Due to this "BOIL" or "RASH," I have had difficulties doing a lot of things. What was so terrifying was that the location of the "RASH." It was just spot on my ass!

ようやく、家内に今回の『オデキ』を治療してもらい、全体的に臀部の腫れが冷えた感じがする。それまでは地獄の痛みだった…
 
What did I do to deserve such an awful deed? I guess I must have done something so inappropriate or unlawful in my previous life... Oh well, I'm going to try to sleep as I have a class tomorrow.


MK
04:11
2021/09/22


🔴ANSWERS FOR QUIZ 116 - 120
116: Is Florida an island, a peninsula, or an isthmus?
[A PENINSULA]
117: Does a translucent object block some light, all light, or no light?
[SOME LIGHT]
118: Combine two of these words to name a lightning bug: fire, water, lily, and fly.
[FIREFLY]
119: What two numbers come next in this pattern: 100, 103, 107, 112,...?
[118, 125 (IN THIS PATTERN, ADD 3, ADD 4, ADD 5, ADD 6, AND SO ON.]
120: It's the only wildcat with stripes on its body. What animal is it?
[A TIGER]

🔵QUIZ 121 - 125
121: Which two planets have no moons?
[ ]
122: What proper adjective describes a person from Peru?
[ ]
123: I have six coins that total 45 cents. What are they?
[ ]
124: What four faces can you see carved from stone on Mount Rushmore?
[ ]
125: Did the Pilgrims arrive at Plymouth Rock in 1620, 1776, or 1812?
[ ]